iOS development is scary and tricky to grasp. To survive, do not deviate from these rules. Huge consequences.
How to Start Programming Games for iOS
- Download Xcode.
- Use curse words. Combine them liberally with nouns that evoke quantum genitalia.
- Developer Program signup. Enroll yourself or find someone you are sometimes sober around who has a business--unless you are never sober, in that case open your own business.
- Dig into your soul and find a way to turn your bliss into tiny squares.
- Copy lots of scripting code from the internet without questioning it and then eventually never question it and in the end just copy your own code.
- Putz around while ignoring everything else around you that's important. Ignore smarter people than yourself, including yourself.
- Listen to your inner voice, even when it says "guacamole."
- Abandon projects. Start new ones. Take on more obligations than you can possibly handle.
- Google, google, google.
- Rinse and repeat.