Q: When do banjo songs sound the best?
A: When they're over.
Q: How do you make a banjo player slow down?
A: Put some sheet music in front of him.
Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise."
Q: What should you do if you run over a banjo?
A: Back up.
Q: What do you call twenty-five banjos up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.