Q: When do banjo songs sound the best? 
A: When they're over.

Q: How do you make a banjo player slow down? 
A: Put some sheet music in front of him.

Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise."

Q: What should you do if you run over a banjo? 
A: Back up.

Q: What do you call twenty-five banjos up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

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